So this morning I had some YUMMY strawberries. They were the big ones too. Not those tiny misleading ones. The tiny strawberries are just so annoying to me. I bet you are thinking, “how can fruit be annoying.” They have no taste well at least in my opinion they don’t. The big ones are sweet and full of juicey wonders! I guess you can say I am against tiny strawberries. I do not like them. Keep them away from me. Most importantly do NOT I repeat DO NOT add those tiny ass strawberries to a fruit tray. I have no problem being petty and calling your child ugly.
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